What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Minds and Behinds

Famous 'ice-age puppies' are not actually dogs, according to new study - Earth.com

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can a man clean his Soul?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

No go.

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

These stocks are overbought after a strong May for Wall Street and could be due for a pullback - CNBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists discover a 33-foot Jurassic giant, twice as big as its cousin - Earth.com

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to